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These jokes about numbers are absolute classics and are appropriate for all ages, ranging from kindergarten to middle school and high school and all the way through college and beyond.
This is your opportunity to discover some brand new number jokes and add them to your math joke toolbelt, whether it be to impress your classmates and/or math teacher or to go toe-to-toe with someone who is a whiz at telling dad jokes.
If you are drinking milk or any other liquid while reading these number jokes, there is a very high probability that it will start shooting out of your nose due to hysterical laughter!
11 Funny Jokes About Numbers
1.) Why is the number nine so sassy?
Because she can’t even!
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Because they already eight!).
If you answered yes, that means that you love cute and funny math jokes and puns AND you will love today’s collection of our eleven favorite math jokes about numbers!
Today’s jokes are samples from our best-selling book Super Silly Math Jokes for Kids!,which shares more than 150 of the funniest mathematics jokes and puns on the internet.
What do you wonder? we give students opportunities to see problems in big-picture ways, and discover multiple strategies for tackling a problem. For a more accessible experience, we suggest using a computer instead of a mobile device.
Writing about math helps kids to organize their thinking, use key vocabulary, and communicate mathematically—which leads to deep and meaningful understanding.
Over the past few years, math teachers are incorporating more writing activities into their lesson plans—a trend that is being driven by the use of highly engaging think-notice-wonder writing prompts that spark deep mathematical discussion and are highly effective as warm-up or cool-down activities.
This strategy has recently been endorsed by the National Council of Teachers of Mathematics:
By asking What do you notice?
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Are You Using This Genius Strategy for Math Writing? Sometimes the best way to encourage creativity and exploration is simply posting an image and asking students to describe what they think, notice, and wonder about what they are seeing.
The best way to use think-notice-wonder activities is to choose an image every day and project it as large as you can at the front of your classroom.
Then, have students write 3 sentences about the image starting with:
• I think…
• I notice…
• I wonder…
✔ You may want to have students share their entries in a daily math journal.
Please feel free to share this post and your favorite number jokes on your social media pages, namely Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.
So, are you ready to start rolling on the floor laughing?
To see all of our jokes about numbers, simply scroll down to see each joke and let the laughing out loud begin!
Warning: Beware that these number jokes may make you laugh so hard that your sides will hurt and tears will come out of your eyes.
Self-confidence, reflective skills, and engagement soar, and students discover that the goal is not to be "over and done," but to realize the many different ways to approach problems.
How does it work?
Math teachers often struggle to find topics for their kids to write about. Either way, this collection offers something for everyone to have a chuckle or two, even those who aren’t obsessed with numbers like us.
The number joke collection below shares eleven unique jokes in two formats: (1) text format where the opening part of the joke is shown in bold text with the punchline in italic font and (2) a cartoon graphic portraying the joke.
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You’ll be surprised by how creative and detailed student responses will become over time!
✔ Try to choose images that work with the day’s topic/theme
What would think-notice-wonder look like in YOUR classroom?
Tolstoy: "Some mathematician, I believe, has said that true pleasure lies not in the discovery of truth, but in the search for it."
Carl Friedrich Gauss: "I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them."
Carl Friedrich Gauss: "Mathematics is the queen of science, and arithmetic the queen of mathematics."
John von Neumann: "If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is."
Plato: "I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning."
Archimedes: "Give me a place to stand, and I will move the earth."
Rene Descartes: "Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare."
Isaac Newton: "If I have been able to see further, it was only because I stood on the shoulders of giants."
Isaac Newton: "Truth is ever to be found in the simplicity, and not in the multiplicity and confusion of things."
Benjamin Franklin: "No employment can be managed without arithmetic, no mechanical invention without geometry."
Johannes Kepler: "Where there is matter, there is geometry."
Blaise Pascal: "It is not certain that everything is uncertain."
11 Silly Jokes About Numbers (for All Ages)
Are you a fan of ridiculously funny, silly, and sometimes wacky jokes about numbers?
(Did you hear the one about the two fours who weren’t hungry?
This practice will get them used to writing about mathematics regularly.
✔ Try not to give too many prompts.