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Big difference.

  • Michael: Gob, Steve Holt is your son. Except for me. Get rid of the Seaward.
  • Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
    • Rita: And they think the stupidest things are funny.
    • Michael Bluth: Yeah, that's a cultural problem is what it is. I live here.

      arrested development quotes tobias

      Even if it means me getting shot down.”

    • “Turn out there’s a whole group of you fellas out there.”
    • “I’m going to need a leather daddy. Without further ado, here are 10 of Tobias' best quotes!

      "When a man needs to prove to a woman that he's actually... Basically following exactly the same storyline as 1993's Mrs.

      Tobias sometimes lacks common sense, but we wouldn't have this hilarious moment otherwise.

      "I'm afraid I just blue myself."

      Tobias certainly has a tendency to stick his foot in his mouth.

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      There’s still plenty of meat on that bone.”

    • “I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.”
    • “You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. It's kind of like on a boat with "Women and children first." I mean, why should they...

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    I keep forgetting I'm in the Colonies!"

    Remember Tobias' stint as Mrs.

    Featherbottom? Same goes for Tobias' unique ability to say the wrong thing so casually without realizing its relevance, like "I'm afraid I just blue myself." Perhaps you have, Tobias.

    "Ah, the clumsy adolescence. MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE.

    • Gob: [talking about his new boat] The Seaward.
    • Michael: You're not getting a boat.
    • Gob: [doing rock, paper, scissors] One, two, three.
    • Michael: You're not gonna do it...
    • [does rock]
    • Michael: .
    • Gob: Paper covers rock.
    • Michael: Fine, but rock sinks boat.
    • Lucille: [entering room] Michael.
    • Michael: Just a minute mom.
    • [to GOB]
    • Michael: .

      "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

    • [repeated line after Buster gets a prosthetic hook]
    • Buster: I'm a monster.
    • Transvestite Store Clerk: Are you going to actually buy something this time, or are you just curious?
    • Tobias Fünke: Well, let's just say that I'm buy-curious.
    • Gob: Hey, guy.

      They tell me you're the actor who plays Marta's brother, Tio.

    • Spanish actor: Como?
    • Gob: Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right.
    • Tobias Fünke: No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist.
    • Buster: It wasn't really the pronunciation that bothered me.
    • [Tobias discovers that George Sr.

      has been living in the attic]

    • Tobias Fünke: What are you doing up here?
    • George Sr.: I'm having a fucking tea party, what does it look like? An analyst and a therapist. Should beat everything.
    • Gob: There's not a lot of logic to it. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog". I love all of my children equally.
    • Lucille: [earlier that day] I don't care for Gob.
    • [Lucille replaces Lupe with a robot vacuum cleaner, then catches Buster in bed with it]
    • Buster: Well, what do you expect, mother?
    • [holds up his hook]
    • Buster: I'm half machine.